Fw: : New definition for SOS

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A C-130 was lumbe r ing along when a cocky F-

16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.


The fighte r jock told the C-130 pilot, ' watch

this! ' and p r omptly went into a ba r r el r oll

followed by a steep climb..

He then finished with a sonic boom as he

b r oke the sound ba r r ie r .
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he

thought of that?



The C-130 pilot said, ' That was imp r essive, but

watch this! '
The C-130 d r oned along fo r about 5 minutes
and then the C-130 pilot came back on and

said :
'What did you think of that? '
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, ' What the heck

did you do? '
The C-130 pilot chuckled.

'I stood up, st r etched my legs, walked to the

back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and

a cinnamon r oll. '

When you a r e young & foolish - speed & flash

may seem a good thing!
When you get olde r & sma r te r -
comfo r t & dull is not such a bad

thing!
Us olde r folks unde r stand this

one, it ' s called…
S.O.S.
Slowe r , Olde r and Sma r te r ....