3/02/2013

Fw: I Fish - - HAHAHAHAHA!

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Marilyn

 
>> *I fish*
>>
>> After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When
>> asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every
>> problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on 
>> and  on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
>> unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
>>
>> Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the 
>> therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he
>> embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - 
>> with a raised eyebrow.
>>
>> The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist
>> turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3
>> times a week. Can you do this?"
>> "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, 
>> I
>> fish."